Episode 5 cont (3 of 3)

MATCH #5: SINGLES MATCH
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT MATCH (BLOCK A)
Hayden Panettiere vs. Lacey Chabert

[End of match:]

Lacey Chabert goes for a Flatliner, but Hayden Panettiere counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Hayden Panettiere throws Lacey Chabert into the turnbuckle, but Lacey Chabert
reverses it.
Lacey Chabert chops Hayden Panettiere.
Lacey Chabert hits Hayden Panettiere.
Lacey Chabert nails Hayden Panettiere with a headsmash into the turnbuckle.
Lacey Chabert gives her the Snake Eyes, but Hayden Panettiere doesn't budge.
Hayden Panettiere hits a sidewalk slam on Lacey Chabert.
Hayden Panettiere hits Lacey Chabert with a gutbuster.
Hayden Panettiere hits Lacey Chabert with a thrust to the throat.
Hayden Panettiere hits an elbowsmash on Lacey Chabert.
Hayden Panettiere nails Lacey Chabert with a flying lariat.
Hayden Panettiere executes a roundhouse right on Lacey Chabert.
Hayden Panettiere climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Lacey Chabert throws her
to the mat.
Lacey Chabert whips Hayden Panettiere into the ropes.
Hayden Panettiere misses with an elbow.
Lacey Chabert nails Hayden Panettiere with a flying clothesline.
Lacey Chabert hits Hayden Panettiere with a thrust to the throat.
Lacey Chabert executes a kneelift on Hayden Panettiere.
Lacey Chabert locks Hayden Panettiere in a chokehold.
Alicia Keys warns Lacey Chabert to let go.
Alicia Keys counts: One, two, three, four.
Lacey Chabert hits Hayden Panettiere with a DDT.
Lacey Chabert executes a bodyslam on Hayden Panettiere.
Lacey Chabert gives her the Snake Eyes, but Hayden Panettiere doesn't even care.
Lacey Chabert executes a choke slam on Hayden Panettiere.
Lacey Chabert executes the TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER on Hayden Panettiere.
Lacey Chabert goes for the pin.
Alicia Keys counts: One, two, three.

Lacey Chabert pinned Hayden Panettiere
with the TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER in 0:02:37.

GROUP A STANDINGS
Renee Olstead (3-0, 6 pts)
Lacey Chabert (2-1, 4 pts)
Hayden Panettiere (2-1, 4 pts)
Kirsten Storms (1-2, 2 pts)
Kristen Bell (0-4, 0 pts)

Tony: And now Group A has all kinds of possibilities.

Bruce: It all comes down to whether or not Renee Olstead can pull out a clean sweep through her group. If not, there could be a three way tie, and my sources tell me that if that happens, then there will be an elimination style match to determine who gets the right to advance to the finals.

Tony: You just read that off the memo sheet you were just given.

Bruce: Hey! My sources come from a lot of places. Just because you only have eight friends on facebook you don't have to criticize me about my sources. You probably made up those eight accounts, too, just so you could say you had friends.

Tony: I have plenty of friends, mind you.

Bruce: Yeah, only because you take care of their farms.

[Larisa and Alexis meet again in the hallway.]

Alexis Bledel: Wow! 0 for 2 so far! Not a good start Larisa. Let's just hope tonight you don't go 0 for 3. If that happens (shaking her head) well...I don't think you'll have too much of a chance to move on.

Larisa Oleynik: You know what? I'm sick and tired of seeing your face every time I show up. You're lucky I don't just beat the crap out of you right here, right now.

Bledel: C'mon! Do it! Why don'tcha? Free shot! C'mon! (Larisa looks away knowing she's about to lose it.) What's the matter? You don't need to hide. We all know it's not the PTB you're afraid of. It's me! (Larisa glares back at Alexis.) See you in the ring.

[Brittany Snow has fallen asleep up against a pillar. The camera zooms outs to show a limo pulling up. The license plate on the front says NOVA PTB prompting a cheer from the crowd.]

Tony: Is that the PTB?

Bruce: No, Tony. I think it's Pat T. Benetar, you buffoon! See I told you they were going to be here!

[The limo driver gets out of the car, and opens up the back door. All we see is a cowboy boot attached to a woman's leg before the camera shifts back to the arena.]

Bruce: Hey! I know those legs!

Tony: What? You do? Who is it?

Bruce: I'm not telling you who every woman I've slept with is, Tony!

Tony: You're really something else! You know that?

Bruce: All I gotta say is if you think those legs are hot, you should see the rest of her!

MAIN EVENT
MATCH #6: SINGLES MATCH
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT MATCH (BLOCK B)
Larisa Oleynik vs. Renee O'Connor
Special Guest Referee: Alexis Bledel

[End of match;]

Renee O'Connor catches Larisa Oleynik in a double armbar submission.
Larisa Oleynik tries to escape the hold.
Larisa Oleynik manages to grab the ropes after 10 seconds.
Renee O'Connor hits Larisa Oleynik with a flying forearm.
Alexis Bledel counts: One, two, kickout.
Renee O'Connor goes for a springboard cross body press, but Larisa Oleynik
side-steps and Renee O'Connor only hits air.
Larisa Oleynik hits an elbowdrop on Renee O'Connor.
Larisa Oleynik goes for a roundhouse right, but Renee O'Connor counters it with
an armbreaker.
Renee O'Connor goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Larisa Oleynik blocks it.
Larisa Oleynik runs into the ropes.
Larisa Oleynik misses with an elbow.
Renee O'Connor hits Larisa Oleynik with a backdrop.
Renee O'Connor takes Larisa Oleynik down with an armbar takedown.
Renee O'Connor hits a dropkick on Larisa Oleynik.
Renee O'Connor whips Larisa Oleynik into the ropes.
Renee O'Connor hits Larisa Oleynik with a back elbow.
Renee O'Connor hits a clothesline on Larisa Oleynik.
Renee O'Connor is going for the pin.
Alexis Bledel counts: One, two, kickout.
Renee O'Connor complains about a slow count.
Larisa Oleynik uses an inside cradle on Renee O'Connor.
Alexis Bledel counts: One, kickout.
Larisa Oleynik nails Renee O'Connor with a ropeburn.
Larisa Oleynik hits Renee O'Connor with a facebite.
Larisa Oleynik takes Renee O'Connor down with a kneelift.
Larisa Oleynik uses a kneelift on Renee O'Connor.
Larisa Oleynik goes for a punch, but Renee O'Connor blocks it.
Renee O'Connor runs into the ropes.
Larisa Oleynik misses with a clothesline.
Renee O'Connor hits Larisa Oleynik with a kick.
Renee O'Connor goes for a flying sunset flip, but Larisa Oleynik
counters it with a choke lift.
Alexis Bledel warns Larisa Oleynik to let go.
Alexis Bledel counts: One, two, three, four.
Larisa Oleynik throws Renee O'Connor into the turnbuckle, but Renee O'Connor
reverses it.
Renee O'Connor runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Larisa Oleynik
moves out of the way.
Larisa Oleynik executes the RUNNING POWERSLAM on Renee O'Connor.
Alexis Bledel counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Larisa Oleynik complains about a slow count.
Larisa Oleynik shoves Alexis Bledel.
Alexis Bledel shoves Larisa Oleynik.
Larisa Oleynik puts Renee O'Connor in a chokehold.
Alexis Bledel warns Larisa Oleynik to let go.
Alexis Bledel counts: One, two, three, four, five.
Alexis Bledel warns Larisa Oleynik.
Larisa Oleynik gets a choke against the ropes on Renee O'Connor.
Alexis Bledel warns Larisa Oleynik to let go.
Alexis Bledel counts: One, two, three, four.
Alexis Bledel counts: One, two, three, four.
Larisa Oleynik yells at Alexis Bledel.
Alexis Bledel yells at Larisa Oleynik.
Larisa Oleynik takes Alexis Bledel down with a punch.
Alexis Bledel calls for the DQ.

Renee O'Connor defeated Larisa Oleynik
by disqualification in 0:05:32.

Bledel: That's it, Oleynik! You're gone! You're done for!

Larisa Oleynik throws Renee O'Connor over the top rope.
Larisa Oleynik yells at Alexis Bledel.
Larisa Oleynik and Alexis Bledel are brawling in the ring.
Sarah Michelle Gellar comes running to the ring with a chair.
Sarah Michelle Gellar hits Alexis Bledel in the back with the chair.
Larisa Oleynik executes the RUNNING POWERSLAM on Alexis Bledel onto the chair.
Sarah Michelle Gellar leaves the ring.
Larisa Oleynik hits Alexis Bledel with a series of stomps.
Sarah Michelle Gellar returns with a second chair.
Larisa Oleynik sets up the chairs.
Sarah Michelle Gellar sets Alexis Bledel up for the SNAP MARE DRIVER.

[Brittany Snow comes running down the ramp and climbs into the ring. She grabs Gellar right before she hits the snap mare driver.]

Snow: (off mic) They're here! They're here!

Gellar: (off mic) What? Who is it?

Snow: (off mic) I don't know. They pulled up while...

Gellar: (off mic) Slow down!

VOICE (over the speakers): P! T! B!

[Spotlights start to circle around the ring and into the audience.]

Tony: THEY'RE HERE! THEY ARE HERE! THE PTB ARE HERE!

Bruce: I told you they would be!

[Gellar, Snow and Oleynik all turn around to look at the entrance ramp. Gellar lets go of Bledel who drops to the ground. Oleynik then kicks her out of the ring.]

Tony: But who is it? Who are the Powers That Be?

waiting...

waiting...

waiting...

waiting...

waiting...

waiting...

waiting...

waiting...

Bruce: HA! See. I told you they weren't going to show up!

waiting...

waiting...

waiting...

waiting...

waiting...

waiting...

waiting...

waiting...

[MUSIC: I CAN'T BE TAMED. I CAN'T BE TAMED I CAN'T BE BLAMED, I CAN'T, CAN'T...]

Tony: MY GOD! IT CAN'T BE!

Bruce: I don't believe this!

[The crowd erupts as the PTB make their way onto the stage. Sarah and Larisa are going ballistic. Brittany just looks on in awe.]

Tony: IT'S MILEY CYRUS!

Bruce: It's her dad too!

Tony: MILEY CYRUS! BILLY RAY CYRUS! THEY ARE THE PTB!

Bruce: Sit down, Tony! One Jim Ross is enough!

Tony: TALK ABOUT YOUR BILLION DOLLAR PRINCESS!

[The music fades.]

Miley Cyrus: Hello Sarah!

Gellar: (off mic) You! You?

Miley: Yes, Sarah. It's me, Miley, a.k.a. The PTB, a.k.a. Your boss! That's right ladies, I own NOVA!

Oleynik: (off mic, pointing at Miley) I ought to come over there and kick your ass!

Billy Ray Cyrus: Hey, I don't take too kindly to threats to my baby girl, here!

Miley: It's alright, daddy. I can handle this. I just want to say how great it is to be here! Ya know, pretty soon, we're going to be crowning the very first NOVA champion so I want to make that night a very special night, and that means I want to have something special for each one of you.

Gellar:: (off mic to the crowd) SHUT UP!

Miley: First off, Brittany. You seem like the quiet type. From what I've seen you're a little more rational than those two lamebrains you hang out with. I had so much hopes for you but I guess I can forgive you for having a blonde moment when choosing your friends. So here's what I'm going to do: I'm going to put you in a match against Melissa Joan Hart. Oh, and ummm...just one little stimpulation. If you just so happen to lose this match, you'll be fired.

Snow: (off mic) F...Fired? No! Please! I can't be fired!

Miley: As for you, Larisa. I already have plans for you that night. Since all the losers of each group will be participating in a four-way elimination match, and yes, you Larisa are now officially a loser,..

Oleynik (off mic to the crowd): SHUT UP!

Miley: ...you will already be participating in that match. So what to do? What to do? Say, I know. Since you and Hayley are both out of the tournament, let's do something special with your match since it won't affect the tournament! And since you've been such a bitch lately, let's have ourselves a kennel match!

Tony: A kennel match?

Miley: Now, let me explain to you what that means.

Bruce: I don't like the sound of this!

Miley: It is going to be a cage match, and you going to both be tied together with dog collars!

Oleynik (off mic): What?!

Miley: Oh, you haven't heard the best part yet, Larisa! The loser must eat a can of dog food!

Oleynik (off mic) You can't do that! You can't do that!

Miley: Oh, yes, I can do this. Can't I, daddy?

Billy Ray: She's the boss!

Miley: What are so worried about, Larisa? Don't you think you can beat Hayley?

Larisa (off mic): I can beat Hayley! I can beat anyone!

Miley: Now, it's not like Alexis is going to be your referee in this match....no, wait....she is!

Larisa: (off mic) NO! NO! NO! NO!

Miley: And as for you Sarah...

Gellar: (off mic) I'm not gonna be bossed around by no fifteen year old!

Miley: I'm 17, dammit! You know what? I've got something special planned for you. You see, I'm not going to reveal what that is just yet. I'm going to make you think about what you've done these past weeks. You want to know why I'm targeting you? I'm setting an example. You do NOT mess with my talent. I hand picked each and every one of those participating in the world tournament for a reason, including that piece of trash in the ring. I saw talent in you Larisa. I saw potential. You embarrassed me when you hooked up with that hoodlum! Sarah, you do nothing but whine and moan and cry 24/7. That is why you are not in the tournament. But like any good employer, I am willing to give you a second chance. All I want you to do is...no, you know what? I'm saving that. I want you to sleep on it. That is if you can sleep for the next few weeks.

[?Can't be Tamed? starts back over the speakers as Miley and her dad leave the arena. The copyright notice then appears on the screen as the camera cuts to the trio in the ring.]

Tony: A kennel match, the possible end for Brittany Snow! And what is in store for Sarah Michelle Gellar?

Bruce: Oh, no! Not to mention that Miley's our boss? Sweet niblets!